giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

(via the-lonely-soul-101)

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  • people: watch your language
  • me: oh shit sorry
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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via the-lonely-soul-101)

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nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker, via the-lonely-soul-101)

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spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: eggyolk1, via the-lonely-soul-101)

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